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Sorry, what was that?

I can’t remember anything. I lost my phone. After looking around the house for a couple of hours getting more and more frantic and giving myself a headache, I remembered that the last time I had...

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Babies are expensive.

No, I am not just figuring this out but it is worth noting. There is a lot to worry about! Going from dual income to one, all the new things you need. Do I really need all of this stuff for something...

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Pain in the ass

I have a pain at the top of my ass now when I walk. So weird.

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How I became maternal

I have always liked cute, small things. Miniature horses, miniature pigs, slow loris. I did not get to being maternal until I was 30. I watched this film. I believe it is directly responsible for me...

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One Born Every Minute

I’m obsessed with watching One Born Every Minute. I know it’s probably not a wonderful way to educate myself on what birthing will be like, but I feel much more prepared now than when I started.

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I’m wondering

Because I have a longstanding irrational fear of the dark, will I pass this on to my baby?

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They could dance by themselves

What  the eff happened to my nipples? They are the size of dinner plates.

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I wouldn’t be too upset

If our baby came out like these babies. Only sort of kidding.

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Starting to think about what I need to get in order.

  A moses basket you say? What the what?!

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Beware – pregnant wife who bites.

  The more pregnant I get, the more frightened my husband gets that he’s a) going to make me cry, b) going to make me cranky, c) worry me. He’s like a massive, timid bear. Lol. I’ve never seen him...

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